Treasure of Strange Gods

What happens when high-tech corporate fugitives crash-land into a world run by ancient magic and linguistic economy? You get an abnormal cyber-fantasy adventure like no other.

Meet the team: Igor, a brilliant but socially hopeless hacker carrying a bio-quantum computer as a pillow; Marco, a razor-sharp, elegant ninja who can’t handle his beer but knows his way around a Katana; and Lina, a deadly former corporate bioserver turned Mayan goddess of death, who enjoys death metal and sharpening her battle-axe.

When this advanced, tech-wielding trio gets frozen in a space-time trap by a ruthless mega-corporation, they are flung directly into Hmiriya—a bizarre, backward dimension of dense demon forests, aggressive herbivores, and tavern brawls. But they aren’t alone. To survive, they must join forces with Hangrap, a giant, scar-covered barbarian hero who accidentally fights in verse, and Wyrd, a semi-transparent, pipe-smoking ectoplasmic wizard who controls a gourd full of polite demons.

Guided by a talkative, cat-sized deer with a massive ego, this motley crew must embark on a perilous trek toward the Lake of Death. Their mission? To bypass the catastrophic defense loops of a sentient, laser-firing monomolecular AI pyramid and retrieve Wrath—the legendary shadow-blade of the horned Slavic god Veles. Hidden within its intricate engravings lies a digital code that could change the multiverse forever.

Packed with absurd humor, dimensional paradoxes, Argentine tango, and a highly questionable use of genetic engineering, Treasure of Strange Gods is a brilliantly witty, genre-bending ride perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and unconventional cyberpunk fantasy.